Formerly ardyparty. Still ardyparty.
I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out


Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg


im sorry rosie youve been a good friend


"Do you want to fuck?" (Koenig, Ezra M.)

Works Cited 

Koenig, Ezra M. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa.” Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend. XL Recording, 2008. CD.   



Why are outliers named Georg

they’re mostly not. Outliers Georg is a computer hacker who managed to include himself in 10,000 studies a day and should not have been counted.


an exciting trilogy of wolves eating watermelon


I am truly the Nicest Guy


oh good the trash is taking itself out


BDSM: Bondage, Discipline………………..slime man