Formerly ardyparty. Still ardyparty.
I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

hexgoddess:

Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

kalashnikoffee:

"Do you want to fuck?" (Koenig, Ezra M.)

Works Cited 

Koenig, Ezra M. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa.” Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend. XL Recording, 2008. CD.   

drethelin:

rosethyme:

Why are outliers named Georg

they’re mostly not. Outliers Georg is a computer hacker who managed to include himself in 10,000 studies a day and should not have been counted.

gamzeemakara:

an exciting trilogy of wolves eating watermelon

berserkerboy:

I am truly the Nicest Guy

prikle:

oh good the trash is taking itself out

megay:

BDSM: Bondage, Discipline………………..slime man