this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
monkey riding pig (really fast)
Gnarly waves right?
Bruh jus fuckin shredded sum gnarly waves dude yuh gut nuh fuckin idea brah
Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?
These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
"Do you want to fuck?" (Koenig, Ezra M.)
Koenig, Ezra M. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa.” Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend. XL Recording, 2008. CD.