Formerly ardyparty. Still ardyparty.
I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


"That’s good to know."

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

animals-riding-animals:

monkey riding pig (really fast)

Message to everybody in California

deelekgolo:

bewbin:

Gnarly waves right?

Bruh jus fuckin shredded sum gnarly waves dude yuh gut nuh fuckin idea brah

I’m garbage time to take out the trash

ashkenazi-autie:

miss-andrea:

Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?

These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?

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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

hexgoddess:

Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

kalashnikoffee:

"Do you want to fuck?" (Koenig, Ezra M.)

Works Cited 

Koenig, Ezra M. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa.” Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend. XL Recording, 2008. CD.