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I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

kalashnikoffee:

"Do you want to fuck?" (Koenig, Ezra M.)

Works Cited 

Koenig, Ezra M. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa.” Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend. XL Recording, 2008. CD.   

drethelin:

rosethyme:

Why are outliers named Georg

they’re mostly not. Outliers Georg is a computer hacker who managed to include himself in 10,000 studies a day and should not have been counted.

gamzeemakara:

an exciting trilogy of wolves eating watermelon

berserkerboy:

I am truly the Nicest Guy

prikle:

oh good the trash is taking itself out

megay:

BDSM: Bondage, Discipline………………..slime man

blastedheath:

Ferdinand Hodler (Swiss, 1853–1918), Kiental mit Blüemlisalp, 1902. Oil on canvas, 102.5 x 71 cm.

xotilifeelmybones:

iamagadfly:

NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.

I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG