Formerly ardyparty. Still ardyparty.
I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

argument

  • other person: your a piece of shit. youre a terrible person
  • me: *sweats*

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

dulcet-waffles:

Steve Buscemi replaces Ezra Koenig

catsfurever:

when ppl cant tell if youre using memes ironically

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when u cant tell if youre using memes ironically

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Track: Pink Matter (feat. André 3000)
Artist: Frank Ocean
Album: channel ORANGE (Explicit Version)

missdimplez:

since you been gone, I been having withdrawals.

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

thomyth:

there are people who are proud about not wearing deodorant that’s so wild.  if i forget deodorant i start getting really paranoid that i smell like garbage and everyone smells it and wants me to die.  i feel that way when i remember to wear deodorant too but that’s besides the point.