Formerly ardyparty. Still ardyparty.
I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


waking up everyday seems a little excessive


My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.



today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit



what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick


  • other person: your a piece of shit. youre a terrible person
  • me: *sweats*




maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ


Steve Buscemi replaces Ezra Koenig


when ppl cant tell if youre using memes ironically


when u cant tell if youre using memes ironically


Track: Pink Matter (feat. André 3000)
Artist: Frank Ocean
Album: channel ORANGE (Explicit Version)


since you been gone, I been having withdrawals.


hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)


there are people who are proud about not wearing deodorant that’s so wild.  if i forget deodorant i start getting really paranoid that i smell like garbage and everyone smells it and wants me to die.  i feel that way when i remember to wear deodorant too but that’s besides the point.