i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches
i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth
whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you
the duality of man
"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."
ooooooh my god my heart
I’m about to fly to DC for my brother’s graduation I hope I don’t sit next to anyone gross or smelly
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Mona Hatoum, Hot Spot (2006).
In the 2014 NFL Draft the Dallas Cowboys select Quarterback Uncle Rico
- In 1982 he threw a football 1/4 mile.
- Bets he can throw a football over mountains.
- Should have been put in the the 4thQ of the HS Championship game.
- Would have won STATE.