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icantrememberthealamo:

Reading internet message boards regarding the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court decision makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a melon baller, drink gasoline, and then set myself of fire. It makes me feel sick to my stomach. MEN are saying “they have no problem with a company not offering…

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  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP
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Message to everybody in California

deelekgolo:

bewbin:

Gnarly waves right?

Bruh jus fuckin shredded sum gnarly waves dude yuh gut nuh fuckin idea brah

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I’m garbage time to take out the trash

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ashkenazi-autie:

miss-andrea:

Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?

These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?

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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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hexgoddess:

Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

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