moderatelyattractive:

moderatelyattractive:

Until they make a salad that tastes like ribs imma just keep doin me

Before anyone assumes I am funny or relatable I stole this from the Boondocks and for that I am sorry :(

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actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

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yuriselection:

gaywitchesforabortions:

vacantvisionary:

"average american supports military intervention in the middle east" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american has 0 interest in military intervention. President Georg, who lives in texas & really wanted to fulfil his father’s legacy, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

FUCK

i want to get off the bus

(via wastoid666)

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yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

(Source: yepperoni, via anarchistpizzahut)

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