“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
the illuminati cut him off before he could drop the whole truth bomb
Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.
why are there fandoms on tumblr when the only show people should care about is king of the hill
date me to disappoint your parents
spike jonze in the streets quentin tarantino in the sheets
please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad
I found my senior quote.
*tips pizza* M’lady