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I'm Andrew, 22, Boy, and I deleted my blog before because I was stupid.


If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe  (via music-traveler) ←

rupsidaisy:

lours-audacieuse:

rupsidaisy:

I love being a girl because I haven’t paid for my own alcohol in so long

somewhere a friendzoned man is crying

good

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

dovahqueene:

higgsbr0son:

Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina

if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

changesbyblacksabbath:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

it was mildly amusing but king of the hill is better

nosdrinker:

libronjames:

THIS IS AMAZING THE NFL IS #BASED

lmaoooo someone is getting fired

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda.

alittlelateforalot:

guardian:

Banksy art could help struggling boys’ club

A youth club that was facing closure is now celebrating a potential multimillion-pound windfall thanks to a painting by mysterious street artist Banksy.

Dennis Stinchcombe, who has worked at Bristol’s Broad Plain Boys’ Club for the past 39 years, said Banksy’s controversial Mobile Lovers painting could pump more than £2m into its coffers now that the secretive artist has confirmed it is real. Full story »

Pictured: Mobile Lovers, by Banksy. Photograph: Ben Birchall/PA

The first useful thing Bansky has ever done

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh