I love being a girl because I haven’t paid for my own alcohol in so long
somewhere a friendzoned man is crying
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina
if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
it was mildly amusing but king of the hill is better
My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda.
A youth club that was facing closure is now celebrating a potential multimillion-pound windfall thanks to a painting by mysterious street artist Banksy.
Dennis Stinchcombe, who has worked at Bristol’s Broad Plain Boys’ Club for the past 39 years, said Banksy’s controversial Mobile Lovers painting could pump more than £2m into its coffers now that the secretive artist has confirmed it is real. Full story »
Pictured: Mobile Lovers, by Banksy. Photograph: Ben Birchall/PA
The first useful thing Bansky has ever done
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh